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Tesla is public so it really doesn’t matter because the stock is liquid. I would take the RSUs because I would want the extra comp invested anyways rather than sidelined for an year and Tesla is basically just a high beta analog to the NASDAQ I would also look at your contract for what happens if Tesla gets acquired. There’s a good chance Elon buys Tesla through SpaceXAI to make TeslaSpaceXAISonic10Inu (the ticker is the entire name) and if there’s some clause on the RSUs that they all get paid
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that's why
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Wagmi saaars, 250k eoy!
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Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal
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Uh oh, 10/10 is coming again!
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You should loosen up; if you like Sailor Moon, then this wallet is made for you.
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Nothing is making any sense right now. I'm out. This is complacency at ATHs before a big drop.
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One thing I’ll add, JEPQ/JEPI actually is a fantastic instrument to hold over a shorter time horizon if you’re explicitly expecting a crab market and you are too lazy to construct an options strategy for a crab market/options scare you. You could be an extremely profitable trader just only ever trading long qqq/short qqq/JEPQ and timing the bull/bear/crab correctly. Lazy but much more profitable than buy and hold.
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>saaar buy my villages bags Nope
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ASICs can be resold and the locations with great energy sources can be converted to AI/HPC datacenters if that's more profitable. BTC miners are already at very thin margins and lots of hash power is financed by debt. Bitcoin halvings will force change unless BTC price keeps doubling every 4 years, which obviously becomes increasingly harder the higher market cap goes.
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You LIED to me, Peter.
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get those two faggots away from my anime
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>Just turned 20 >Only 800k in assets
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It’s a NEET fund which means it’s designed for retired people past 65. It’s completely fucking embarrassing to be living with a roommate at 50 making $36,000 a year with a $10 a day budget for food because you NEETed it the past 20 years. You do some shit like that you’re going to end up killing yourself and leaving behind a loaf of Wonderbread as your only possession. If you have a job it’s a terrible investment. Income funds only work if you have no income and you pay the lowest taxes possible
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Saaarbasterd buy shitcoin pls village hungry!
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Every pullback is an opportunity
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I just wanted to make some money
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You can hug them after providing for them
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Wife wanted to buy the harry potter castle I'm so proud of convincing to start painting again instead
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You mean people don't care that the token literally isn't needed?
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Theres apparently 57 billion ounces of mined silver floating around in incels closets and SLV warehouses,,,,,,,,thats more than 100 years of industrial use
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And nobody gives a fuck but you. Money printer go brrrrrt
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Dude there is tons of news of prime teen girls getting raped and toss into the street here.
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If you quit your job how do you pay for your house? Working is simply better than living in a government apartment
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These guys are a miraculously good counter signal
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Even if you tell them no one will listen. Surely you've encountered that before with this exact topic?
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>Disbelief
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$1 flower waiting room
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Collective demoralization no tie with a suit seems questionable duck stance they gonna be fake or not regardless key part to suitmaxxing is becoming lean as fuck first of all, bateman core can't be obese
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If earnings were falling, this chart would be scary but they're accelerating. I'm not selling shit. I bought more semis in the bull trap.
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Date a foreign woman instead, age gap hysteria is at an all-time high in the US wasn't like this when my dad was in his 30s in the 1990s.
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Tech slob jews destroyed formal wear who cares about what a fat or shrimp looking CEO wears when you mog him? >Times have changed. The west has unironically fallen 1k does not sound much for a suit It's a fine line between mogging and being dorkmaxxed are you sure you are batemanmaxxed? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Dont you think that there is a(...) Not only in crypto. The stock market is foaming at the mouth again with the AI theme.
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flaccid humble brag
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How do I hook up with the cute blonde gen z girl who works at a drive thru I go to every weekend. I'm 35 years old btw, I'm not sure if that is going to give her the ick. What should I do bros?
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not selling anything till xi and trump makes the greatest trade deal in history (probably another ceasefire for 1 month) then the inevitable changs not fulfilling their part of the deal and war turns on again >picrel
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Bruh this is the week they're unleashing all the media blitz they can. Kyodo News opening in 7 days for real. JOY intervention again. Muh pipeline totally repaired and going at 120%. UN talks absolutely going great, the best talks ever. And Pezeshkian still has to talk, and he's playing the good cop role, expect algos (Bussy) to go crazy whenever he says a positive thing. Then the Xi meeting. You don't buy oil this week, period. Or rather, you don't buy it until Friday.
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Miners have already spent capital buying mining equipment. They only have OpEx from energy. Smart miners have established operations in remote locations with plenty of renewable supply such as wind or water.
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>Schizo will be ruined and join the 41% Good
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its skylerblue333 sorry and yes get in early be careful but i'm putting my career and money on the line soon accumulate
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Guess who is buying the top ag(...) https://www.quiverquant.com/news/St rategy+Buys+950+Bitcoin+for+%2475.7 +Million
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>And when we get to Heaven >To Saint Peter we will tell - >One more soldier reporting, sir, Ive served my time in Hell >... >September 23rd, 2026
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Sell your semis NOW.
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>celebrating ai slop best i can do is fuck YOU
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the video is many things but "harmless" is not one of them
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I'll tell you guys a cool new ETF It's called WTLS I suggest you read up on the methodology. It's complicated It's 90% SPY + 45% individual longs + 90% individual shorts So total exposure is 90+90 It uses a Goldman Sachs model to determine what to long and short. It's real steady. Like a relentless upward grind. It has a beta of 1.10, not that much more than SPY
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>clean shit and piss >long hair >doesn't attach hair Fucking repulsive
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>Kinda wondering how old people on here are now I started stacking silver in the 1960's and sold the last of my stack in 2013.
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exdiv day for SCHD
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