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Two finance professors are walking down the street when one of them spots a $20 bill on the sidewalk. He says, “Look! There’s a $20 bill!” The other professor replies, “If it were really a $20 bill, someone would have picked it up already.” His colleague nods to himself and they keep walking.
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Calls are way up now. I bought some October calls with a 23 strike at $.35 and now they are $1.19 definitely not the time to get in.
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I should have just bought Fart coin and fucked off boss.
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kek he will be chairman for about 3 picoseconds before he has a coronary + stroke
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HD is approaching 52 wk lows. Once housing stabilizes people will return for remodeling projects
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booze
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I know a guy that can fix her.
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Everything you could want, right at your fingertips. America is GREAT.
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2026-09-18 22:01 |
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Huh? Minted? You stupid.
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2026-09-18 22:01 |
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you better sing praise to the arc pajeets who facilitated the conditions for your dead shitcoin to pump
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Yes after you sell
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why didn't you take the CPA pill?
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2026-09-18 22:00 |
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So shorts are paying the dividends while watching it bounce around at a mathematically floor, New CEO comes out with some positive messaging and BOOM And DESU I could see Berkshire dipping in at this level, although they usually buy high and sell low shit like this
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2026-09-18 22:00 |
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Will KLAR climb its way out of the depths of hell?
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2026-09-18 22:00 |
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they should kiss and have sex
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2026-09-18 22:00 |
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A: If the typical American worker stops laboring for even one week, they will be forced to live next to NigNogs and have their quality of life instantly destroyed. All of American Life is about making enough money to not have to live near Groids.
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2026-09-18 22:00 |
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Look here everyone, this tranny is frothy.
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2026-09-18 22:00 |
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Whats a fattening rich people food? Foie gras? Quadruple bacon cheeseburgers? Hes eating that, not big macs
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2026-09-18 21:59 |
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it might actually stabilize when all 100,000,000,000 coins are minted until then it will bleed value like any infinite money printer.
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2026-09-18 21:59 |
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He made the call at $22? Completely missing the sub-$18 shares that were flowing like river of free money? I don't know why I never think to buy calls at those kinds of moments. I just bought shares with a loan I took out on my 401k
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>SA can't get their oil out of hormuz so they ship it via red sea ports >Pipelines are destroyed >SA says they can get their oil out of hormuz no worries lol Fake market, fake prices fake news. The world is a casino.
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2026-09-18 21:58 |
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intel and google are green, so ya
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gay
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The Sergey of Stocks. All his management fees go to cheeseburgers and Diet Coke
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2026-09-18 21:56 |
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>I SOLD ALL MY UNI >FOR A PLAYSTATION 5
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2026-09-18 21:56 |
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Canton maybe?
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UNI chads where you at?
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2026-09-18 21:55 |
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hehe I’m fine, just grand >*poos myself a little*
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Get a degree, save more than 60% of your earnings and invest in index funds. With American salaries it's a near certainty you'll make it there in time.
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I buyed st 1600. I want to buy more so efferium needs to go home
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EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GAMESTOP I BUY, I WILL NEVER SELL. NO MATTER WHAT. STOCK UP OR STOCK DOWN. PERMA DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE AGAINST THE SYSTEM. DIAMOND HANDS UNTIL IVE STOPPED BREATHING.
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Are you a bank or a billionaire?
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2026-09-18 21:51 |
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the oil thing benefits no one midterms will come, the orange retard will be neutered and slowly things will go back to normal
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2026-09-18 21:51 |
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Umm mumus, are you feeling alright?
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2026-09-18 21:51 |
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>signing a joint and several liability lease with a stranger
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diamond encrusted resistance
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2026-09-18 21:50 |
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FUUUUUCK SELL SELL SELL AHHHHHHHHH
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don would be proud
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2026-09-18 21:49 |
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>search for Howard Buffett >it's him
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2026-09-18 21:48 |
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yeah there is one guy who actually posts his crimes everything else is a ahitpost
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2026-09-18 21:48 |
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Except nothing cramer does matters.
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Going to buy SOXL today, please be good to me David
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What is it about the illustrious 2500/2550 zone? Gun to my head, maybe one more dipperooni to 2k then a face melting rip. Possibly a fake out break out to 3k and then the 2k, would be more painful for the people that can barely afford to get by and their last ditch effort to “make it”
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2026-09-18 21:46 |
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Well...will it? >it will.
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2026-09-18 21:45 |
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Meanwhile Russia is selling to fund the war Don't be blinded by just one side
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2026-09-18 21:44 |
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>As long as line goes up
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2026-09-18 21:43 |
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i wonder what my rent will be i think i will just be homeless. live in a shelter but keep my valuables like smart phone in a safe deposit box. buy a cheap burner i can afford to have stolen. only carry a single credit card in my shoe.
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2026-09-18 21:43 |
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I can't trust somebody this fat managing my funds
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2026-09-18 21:43 |
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Eh, All the banks and billionaires are buying gold, just saying.
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2026-09-18 21:42 |
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Ahh, the Inverse-Inverse Cramer gambit...to think they have become so desperate as to resort to such tactics...
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